step 6: fruits and vegetables
put the tivo on pause and go to your usual grocery store. stand in an aisle where you feel safe. ask someone to show you how to get to the produce section. then ask the manager or a trusted employee to go there with you, holding your hand if necessary. don't try to buy anything yet. if you are afraid, remind yourself that you are smarter and more evolved than anything you will find there...
these are primitive foods left over from the old world order and are pretty much what the ancients had to either find or learn to grow. they don't make your taste buds pop so modern people and their even more evolved children know to leave them alone. unlike today's foods, they haven't kept up with evloution. they never learned how to keep lower life forms from eating them first. that's why the bugs fly around them. they are doomed to languish forever at the bottom of the food totem pole.
Q. but what about E.coli?
A. lettuce spray. B. how many times have we told you to get a clean petri dish C. blame the wild boars
great. now you will never eat fresh spinach. bad food is smarter than I thought. it knows how to leek to the press. Is sweet pea next?
I'm going to level with you. we are living in a bacterial world and we are bacterial boys and girls. the bacteria got here first. they approved our arrival and they want us to stay because they don't have cars and we help them get around. and besides, they don't mind riding in our back seats
until we get the green light from the FDA and nobody ever gets sick again from anything, I'm going to recommend that you do what popeye did and sautee your spinach with olive oil. then go punch bluto
Q. does raw milk have E. coli too?
A. don't have a cow. then you won't have to worry about it. anyway, milk is a dud unless you're a calf
these are primitive foods left over from the old world order and are pretty much what the ancients had to either find or learn to grow. they don't make your taste buds pop so modern people and their even more evolved children know to leave them alone. unlike today's foods, they haven't kept up with evloution. they never learned how to keep lower life forms from eating them first. that's why the bugs fly around them. they are doomed to languish forever at the bottom of the food totem pole.
Q. but what about E.coli?
A. lettuce spray. B. how many times have we told you to get a clean petri dish C. blame the wild boars
great. now you will never eat fresh spinach. bad food is smarter than I thought. it knows how to leek to the press. Is sweet pea next?
I'm going to level with you. we are living in a bacterial world and we are bacterial boys and girls. the bacteria got here first. they approved our arrival and they want us to stay because they don't have cars and we help them get around. and besides, they don't mind riding in our back seats
until we get the green light from the FDA and nobody ever gets sick again from anything, I'm going to recommend that you do what popeye did and sautee your spinach with olive oil. then go punch bluto
Q. does raw milk have E. coli too?
A. don't have a cow. then you won't have to worry about it. anyway, milk is a dud unless you're a calf
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