step 5: salt
a diet for all seasons
OK. maybe we did come from the sea. and it was salty. but that was a long time ago and you should have gotten over that by now
go to your grocery store and look at canned soup labels. see how much of your daily allowance of sodium is in there. do some math. now imagine how much sodium you are getting at your favorite all you can eat buffet, after you've gone back for the third time and before you've been asked to leave. and had your picture posted in the lobby. with your eyelids stuck shut.
the buck stops here...
try this. wait until hunting season is over and go to a salt lick after dark. shine a spotlight on the deer. then have a friend shine a spotlight on you while leaving your favorite all you can eat. If you leave without paying, you may be able to get the police to shine the light for you. it's the salt that gives you that startled look.
if you aren't afraid of salt why are you shaking
OK. maybe we did come from the sea. and it was salty. but that was a long time ago and you should have gotten over that by now
go to your grocery store and look at canned soup labels. see how much of your daily allowance of sodium is in there. do some math. now imagine how much sodium you are getting at your favorite all you can eat buffet, after you've gone back for the third time and before you've been asked to leave. and had your picture posted in the lobby. with your eyelids stuck shut.
the buck stops here...
try this. wait until hunting season is over and go to a salt lick after dark. shine a spotlight on the deer. then have a friend shine a spotlight on you while leaving your favorite all you can eat. If you leave without paying, you may be able to get the police to shine the light for you. it's the salt that gives you that startled look.
if you aren't afraid of salt why are you shaking
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