step 4: processed meat

wild pepperonis once roamed the great plains, feeding mostly on nitrates and nitrites.
odd looking critters, no one thought of eating them until the chevy cavalier made pizza delivery profitable in the latter part of the twentieth century...

sometimes you can buy meat in a bucket or a can or in tightly sealed plastic wrap. just make sure your spam filter is turned on

what's at steak?
ok. I know you're going to eat meat. just make sure you only eat animals that were vegetarians. that should be healthier

even President Bush says we should limit our pork spending

here's the result of our latest web search: if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck it probably hasn't been processed yet

no eso queso

while we're here, what about cheese food product. there is cheese and then there is cheese food product
you are free to choose the one you want. but you don't need to be a wiz to know that cheese stands alone

disclaimer: nothing written herein regarding cheese or cheese food products shall be considered legally or otherwise binding