step 3: bread and pasta

doh!

we've got your buns

flour is nothing more than sugar gone sour. try this experiment. I tried it and was amazed. put some powdered sugar on a plate and then put some flour next to it. notice that they look and feel identical. now take a taste of each. See?

now take a ravioli from your freezer and boil it for a while. put it on the table and when it cools poke it with your finger. next, poke your stomach. if your stomach is softer than the ravioli, put the ravioli back into the water. repeat this procedure until the ravioli is softer than your stomach. if the ravioli never gets softer than your stomach, you may be drinking too much liquid and you better stop poking yourself.

go to a nearby all you can eat pizza buffet to observe. bread as the entree. sweetened bread as the dessert. spaghetti and garlic bread. free drink refills. smart food keeps getting smarter. patrons keep getting, well, less smart. while you are there, observe eating styles. but use your noodle. are these the kind of roll models you want?

bread is queen. and you've been rooked

just remember to stop and drop your roll