step 2: sugar
help I've been cane enabled
in the beginning there was sugar. and it was good.
but it's a cereal killer
go to any grocery store and enter the boxed cereal aisle. read some nutrition labels and see how many cereals you can find that don't have sugar as either the first or second ingredient. I did this and it really frosted me
see? sugared cereal is smart cereal. it has evolved and it is smarter than you and it knows how to get you to buy it and eat it. sour cereal is old world and it sits alone on the shelf hoping that maybe the noodle bugs will find it.
a twelve pack of soda may not be smarter than you, but what happens when it gangs up and becomes twenty four? and puts itself on sale for less than water? nothing in your high school curriculum prepared you for that, did it?
need another lump?
our latest research shows that it now takes just one smart cookie to outsmart you
sugar has no equal. so face it. sugar is king. that wouldn't be so bad, but you are pawn. check and mate
in the beginning there was sugar. and it was good.
but it's a cereal killer
go to any grocery store and enter the boxed cereal aisle. read some nutrition labels and see how many cereals you can find that don't have sugar as either the first or second ingredient. I did this and it really frosted me
see? sugared cereal is smart cereal. it has evolved and it is smarter than you and it knows how to get you to buy it and eat it. sour cereal is old world and it sits alone on the shelf hoping that maybe the noodle bugs will find it.
a twelve pack of soda may not be smarter than you, but what happens when it gangs up and becomes twenty four? and puts itself on sale for less than water? nothing in your high school curriculum prepared you for that, did it?
need another lump?
our latest research shows that it now takes just one smart cookie to outsmart you
sugar has no equal. so face it. sugar is king. that wouldn't be so bad, but you are pawn. check and mate
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